Types of People

Welcome back!
This is going to be one of my favorite posts.
Were describing people!
Oh Joy To The World!
There are so many diffrent styles out there it is unreal, yet it is real.
How catchy.
The first style we will go over are the preps.
Exhibit A:

The word is particularly well-known amongst American teenagers, as it is quite often used to refer to a particular subculture present within most populous American high schools:
The traditionally "popular kids", generally consisting of the children of middle to upper class families, typically characterized as
A shallow, transparent group, who are primarily concerned with extrinsic things, the three most obvious of which are probably popularity (generally within their own high school), physical appearance and material possessions.
However, when used in this sense, the word is considered slightly more "slang-ish" when it is shortened to the term "prep(s)".
Ahh. Gotta love Wikipedia.


The next style is Punk.
Exhibit B:

Whoooo!
Look at him rocking those 'Liberty Spikes'!
You get people who listen to the "Ramones" or the "Misfits" and you'll have hell to pay.
Punk is apart of all of this.
You get people who listens to bands that nobody else cares about.
Because they suck... *cough cough*
No offense to you people that use WAY to much hair gel or spray or whatever the hell you use to get your hair like that.


And now it gets interesting.
This next one is Goth.
Exhibit C:

Isn't that the kindof person you want dating your daughter?
The goth subculture is a contemporary subculture found in many countries. It began in England during the early 1980s in the gothic rock scene, an offshoot of the Post-punk genre.
These bands started this scene:
The limited number of bands that began the gothic rock and deathrock scenes included Bauhaus, Specimen, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Damned, The Cure, The Birthday Party, Southern Death Cult, Ausgang, Sex Gang Children, The March Violets, 45 Grave, UK Decay, Virgin Prunes, Kommunity FK, Alien Sex Fiend and Christian Death. Gloria Mundi, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance, mittageisen, early Adam and the Ants, and Killing Joke.
I'm willing to give $5 to anyone who can actually say that listen to the bands, because I've never heard of any of them.
Now, this is plain and simple:They scare the living shit out of me.


Next is Emo.
Exhibit D:

You see?
Even the shirt says it.
Emo boys rock.
Too bad for all the cutting and sucide.
Ohh. Ouch. Did that hurt? Here, let me go hide my razor.
Ok enough with the hurtful stuff.

Emo style is to wear tight pants, and a striped shirt; possibly with a sad expression on your half hidden face because of your dyed black bangs. you may also have quite a few peircings, such as your lip, septum, tounge, and eyebrow. alot of eye makup is usually worn.

Anyone want an example of the definition of emo?  do!

"Ew look at that gross emo chick over there with emo style. Those sick peircings and tight clothes are so emo! GO CUT YOURSELF!"

Now I found that alittle funny/harsh.

Gotta love fucking with the emo kids!

Now to my favorite:

Scene!

Exhibit E:

This fine young gentle man is Dahvie Vanity. He's also known as the always so horny and sexual songwriter and singer for the band "Blood On The Dance Floor."
Yes all you old timers are saying, "Hey that's a Michael Jackson Album."
and your right.
But he's dead.
And touched little boys.
ALRIGHT anyways, lets keep moving.
The perfect way to sum up Scene is by what a friend of mine once told me:
Scene is the BeDeazzled version of Emo and emo is the cry baby verion of Goths. And goths as, you know, are scary versions of Marilyn Manson.
And thats it.
Scenes are colorful Emo's who don't happen to cut themselves! Say no to Razors!


I will be updating this frequently.
Stay tuned for the oh so popular jock's with the strap!
Come back now.
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~R.C.G.